URBAN DICTIONARY – NAMES

Der René von Nerdcore hat ein lustiges Spielchen gestartet. Und zwar seinen Namen drüben beim Urban Dictionary eingeben und die Ergebnisse in den Kommentaren posten. Das mach ich jetzt auch mal. Also das Spiel. Hier. Also hop.
Was meinen Namen betrifft, bin ich aber ein wenig betrübt. Echt jetzt. Sowas von.
Damian: foreskin on the penis of a human male
Andererseits.
Damian: a man slut who should be completely avoided for all eternity.“look at that darn damian over there pimpin them hoes”
Oder:
Damian: Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female. Usually people who have no knowledge whatsoever say this name is related to the devil but its not…he is almost like a God. He is a perfect young man with amazing features and loves the booze and weed and can hold his liquor amazingly well.

Simon
Hmmm.
Simon: A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn’t leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don’t I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon
Damian
@Simon: Du hast das was vergessen.
Simon: A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.
“Oh, this cum is sooo simon,” said Greg the man slut.
Die kleine Dame
Andrea:
the sexiest person on the planet. funny, smart, and just amazing. everyone needs a piece of andrea.
hey did you see andrea?
omg yeah she is so hot!!!
Und hier offiziell… Andrea, FRAUENNAME:
1. a sound out girl
2. has a worrying appreciation of queen
3. the best person ever
4. someone who is attractive and nice
5. very feminine and has a vagina and is straight and not manly at all!
oh wow she is such an andrea.
Oh gott… oder:
An extremely Caucasian term for marijuana, commonly used by kids from Bayville, who are up to no good.
Ok und als letztes:
A man wearing a pink shirt
Look at that andrea at the bar, hey man, your shirt matches your shirley temple.
Haha herrlich!
MRN
Für mich gibt’s fast nichts..
Moreno/a: A term used in Spanish to refer to individuals of dark skin tones. It is not considered offensive, and is commonly used as an endearing term. Unfortunately, because of language and cultural differences, it can be difficult to think of calling someone “moreno” (“dark-skinned one”) as endearing.
Wusst’ ich schon.
OK, den kann ich euch aber nicht vorenthalten:
queef (vagina fart) someone who likes it freaky
you are such a moreno, you are such a queef
KeepItIndie
Ich erlaube mir mal das ganze zu klauen :).
1. Markus: The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
2. Markus: Man slut willing to do anything to please other males.
KeepItIndie » [Spiel] Urban Dictionary
[...] tolle Spiel habe ich auf DMN.luagsh gefunden, der es wiederum auf nerdcore entdeckt hat. Wirklich zu geil, was für ein Schwachsinn da [...]
Marco
Marco:
A proud man who is a sign of prosperity and greatness. Funny, and gets hot chicks. In words Marco is AWESOME!
He looks like a Marco!
I fucked a Marco!
My math teacher is a Marco
oder der hier:
A greasy Croation pedophile that lives in deep underwater caves. These creatures look much like humans from the 80’s. Usually they will have slicked back hair to try and make themselves look Italian. They prey on human women that are usually much younger than them.
wow, I just saw a marco feeling up that seven year old.
Damian
@Marco: I lawld bout the 2nd.